Bellatrix Black
Slytherin
Seventh Year Slytherin Keeper Slytherin Prefect Death Eater[/font]
Posts: 77
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Post by Bellatrix Black on Feb 28, 2008 21:28:55 GMT -5
Lol, I saw this on another board and took an immediate liking to it...
First person asks a stupid question, second gives a stupid answer (+ another stupid question)
Why is it so cold outside??
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Narcissa Black
Slytherin
Sixth Year Death Eater[/font]
You can look but you can't touch
Posts: 38
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Post by Narcissa Black on Feb 28, 2008 21:42:38 GMT -5
Because they're looking at you.
Why is the sky blue?
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Bellatrix Black
Slytherin
Seventh Year Slytherin Keeper Slytherin Prefect Death Eater[/font]
Posts: 77
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Post by Bellatrix Black on Feb 28, 2008 23:56:09 GMT -5
Because it's made of water!
Why is there more water on the Earth than land?
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Severus Snape
Slytherin
Sixth Year Death Eater Order of the Phoenix[/font]
Half Blood Prince
Posts: 37
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Post by Severus Snape on Feb 29, 2008 21:45:11 GMT -5
Because there's more land on Mars.
Why are the clouds white?
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Post by drew on Mar 1, 2008 15:24:15 GMT -5
Because of corn.
Why did they name Wednesday, Wednesday?
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samantha marie jones
gryffindor
Gryffindor Sixth Year Order of the Pheonix Animagus[/color]
sam ♥ sirius
Posts: 459
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Post by samantha marie jones on Mar 1, 2008 19:08:02 GMT -5
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Post by gemma on Mar 1, 2008 19:55:23 GMT -5
Because we are human. How does it rain?
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Post by drew on Mar 2, 2008 17:09:34 GMT -5
Giraffes drool into clouds.
Why do finger nails grow?
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Lily Evans
Gryffindor
Sixth Year Gryffindor Prefect Order of the Pheonix[/color]
Posts: 211
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Post by Lily Evans on Mar 2, 2008 17:11:37 GMT -5
So we can always have something to chew.
Why do frogs leap?
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Post by drew on Mar 2, 2008 17:19:42 GMT -5
Because they have to do something about leap year.
Why is July hot?
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Lily Evans
Gryffindor
Sixth Year Gryffindor Prefect Order of the Pheonix[/color]
Posts: 211
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Post by Lily Evans on Mar 2, 2008 18:37:08 GMT -5
Because June is ugly.
Why are the stars shiny?
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Post by gemma on Mar 3, 2008 18:03:47 GMT -5
Because the sun is yellow.
Why am I cold right now?
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Bellatrix Black
Slytherin
Seventh Year Slytherin Keeper Slytherin Prefect Death Eater[/font]
Posts: 77
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Post by Bellatrix Black on Mar 3, 2008 22:36:41 GMT -5
Because Canada is lame like that! [Oo no she diidn't!!] Why do Americans hate Canada?
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Post by gemma on Mar 4, 2008 17:36:50 GMT -5
I am American and Canadian, so I'd be hating myself. xD
Why does school suck so much?
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Post by drew on Mar 7, 2008 18:50:15 GMT -5
Because... Teachers fancy leaving us in treachery by sucking on their student's fingers.
Why is the number eight before nine?
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